comalding
he's comalding
comalding by steve jobs the waifu slayer April 11, 2022
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Cobalting
The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.
Cobalting by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018
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comalding • colding • coaldigger • chalding • Cobalting • conalingus • Coaling • coalinga • codalingus • Colding skov
coaldigger
the opposite of golddigger; a woman or man who deliberately selects partners whose attractiveness lies in the fact that they are a financial liability
Kingi's such a coaldigger that even though gets no child support, she doesn't even want her new loser boyfriend to get a job.
coaldigger by neologist February 22, 2005
compaling
After fighting for hours over whether or not to get a teddy bear, Jim was compaling the rest of the day!
compaling by Michael Dixon John Jay July 28, 2010
codalingus
Codalingus (noun) - The act of practicing female genital oral stimulation using tuna sashimi to simulate the labia. Usually perpetrated by older men in sushi restaurants.
Dude 1: I can't go into a sushi bar with him any more.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: The way he eats raw fish; it's like he's practicing codalingus.
codalingus by Tiddly Wink October 15, 2013
Chitty Chitty Cumandinga
Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah
A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.
Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.
A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.
Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.
Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."
Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"
Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."
Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"
Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."
Chitty Chitty Cumandinga by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008
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