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Commishioner 

Being a Commishioner is a noble responsibility that comes with great power and influence. As the leader of your league, you set the tone, enforce the rules, and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all gamers. Often times there will be Andy's. Much like Karen's, Andy's are always butt-hurt and have something to complain about. Frequently it is due to their lack of football knowledge and terrible draft and roster production on a week-by-week basis.
A typical "Andy" would use as follows: The Commishioner is unfair, he teases me when I don't break 100 points and it hurts my feelings.
Commishioner by Yellow Door October 3, 2023
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Commishioner 

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell
Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”
Commishioner by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020

Commissioner Gordon 

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.
After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

Commissioner Gordon 

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

Commissione 

Commission. Cosa Nostra’s parliament or board of management for each province of Sicily.
la Commissione, il douche!!!...
Commissione by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.
Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.
commissioner by Markbeaver October 2, 2007

commishoner 

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).
Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.
commishoner by Schlicka May 15, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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