Commishioner

Being a Commishioner is a noble responsibility that comes with great power and influence. As the leader of your league, you set the tone, enforce the rules, and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all gamers. Often times there will be Andy's. Much like Karen's, Andy's are always butt-hurt and have something to complain about. Frequently it is due to their lack of football knowledge and terrible draft and roster production on a week-by-week basis.

A typical "Andy" would use as follows: The Commishioner is unfair, he teases me when I don't break 100 points and it hurts my feelings.

by Yellow Door October 3, 2023

Commishioner

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”

Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”

by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020

Commissioner Gordon

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.

After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.

by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

Commissioner Gordon

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.

You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.

by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

Commissione

Commission. Cosa Nostra’s parliament or board of management for each province of Sicily.

la Commissione, il douche!!!...

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.

Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.

by Markbeaver October 2, 2007

commishoner

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).

Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.

by Schlicka May 15, 2010