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commishoner 

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).
Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.
commishoner by Schlicka May 15, 2010
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Commissioner Gordon 

When you surprise a girl by coming up behind her dressed as Batman and then fucking her in the ass. You need to address her as "Gordon" while you're doing it because as well all know, Batman does enjoy surprising Commissioner Gordon. When you are done, before she can turn around, you must jump out the nearest window. When you are gone, she MUST say, "I hate when he does that"...or some other witty line that only Commissioner Gordon would say.
After I saw "The Dark Knight," I was so turned on, I gave your grandmother a Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon by Shamu22 June 10, 2010

Commissioner Gordon 

A friend who only contacts you; when they are in need of your help.
You know how Commissioner Gordon only contacts Batman when he's in a tight spot?
When the only time your friend contacts you is because he needs help. That's being a Commissioner Gordon.
Commissioner Gordon by The_Ecstatic1 September 1, 2014

commissioner

A person authorized by a commission to perform certain duties, one that should be ahead of the game not always taking it in the behind.
Grout is a horrible Commissioner, and by horrible i mean he takes it in the ass.
commissioner by Markbeaver October 2, 2007

Serial Commissioner 

A person who commissions a bunch of art online, usually of their OCs.
"I just got commissioned by a Serial Commissioner again."
Serial Commissioner by gothkitty666 December 23, 2020

Commishioner 

Being a Commishioner is a noble responsibility that comes with great power and influence. As the leader of your league, you set the tone, enforce the rules, and ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all gamers. Often times there will be Andy's. Much like Karen's, Andy's are always butt-hurt and have something to complain about. Frequently it is due to their lack of football knowledge and terrible draft and roster production on a week-by-week basis.
A typical "Andy" would use as follows: The Commishioner is unfair, he teases me when I don't break 100 points and it hurts my feelings.
Commishioner by Yellow Door October 3, 2023

Commishioner 

Not mistaken for commissioner, a “Commishioner” is someone who is very proficient in running a fantasy football league. The exact opposite of one NFL commissioner “Roger Goodell”
Damn! My fantasy commissioner sucks! I wish we had someone better like a “commishioner”
Commishioner by Redbarnracer December 23, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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