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The tentative, "dipping your toe in the water", exploratory first lick of the asshole right before a proper rim job.
"I didn't dive right into a full-on rim job, I gave a quick comfie first, to make sure everything was alright".
Comfie by Quicktap February 4, 2012
Words you can keep
The comfier version of the word comfy.
Person 1: Wow that blanket looks so cosy
Person 2: It's very comfie!
Comfie by Yummy215 August 21, 2020

Comfie relationship 

Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.

Comfie relationship.

Being comfortable enough to fart infront of each other dig in your nose or even be yourself. Being best friends not taking anything to heart because you weird and cool like that knowing you love each other. Talking crap for hours on end all day all night about how they see things just trying to know more about that person how they perseve life . Knowing they will be there if things get bad someone to laugh with cry with and build momorys with.
Comfie relationship.

Commiefornia 

A term referring to California and its left leaning policies resembling a communist state.
I cant buy an AR-15 in Commiefornia
Its illegal to 'misgender' someone in commiefornia
Commiefornia by SummerBoi?! May 29, 2018

Twitter commie 

Edgy teens that say, we should live in a communist democracy

Usually when they have A weak understanding about the subject.
Yeah, I was checking my social media, and I kept seeing this one Twitter commie in my feed

closet commie 

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
closet commie by ms332 May 20, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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