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coffining 

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".
A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.
coffining by LordViper January 4, 2016

Combining the Honey 

When you put honey on top of more honey, making a large pool of honey, and a large mess that you have to clean because you decided to put honey on honey
Yesterday, I started combining the honey. I regret my dumb Choice.
Combining the Honey by SirSnyder February 1, 2020

Combining Squirt 

The act of a girl hershey squirting on a guys face. Then in return you shall jizz on her face then you make out with her.
My girl loves to do Combining squirt when she is bored.
Combining Squirt by MrWankpants October 30, 2017

Coffining 

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.
Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.
Coffining by Fasters September 15, 2020

coffining 

A msn that needs to fuck my Pussy and get me pregnant,he never misses ever
Coffining is the definition of daddy
coffining by Coffiningisdaddy April 11, 2021

Iron Coffining

The act of putting your or other people's nail clippings inside a condom and using it during sex.
"Me and this girl decided to try out Iron Coffining but I didn't enjoy it."