Colonbi

A place where Joel's mama gives out handies.

Hey are you going to Colonbi?

Hell yea its half off fridays!

by Walter Mcgee July 9, 2021

high colonic

Officially it's an enema to flush out the colon but in the slang it means to literally scare someone shitless, which has the same effect as an enema.

Chrissy in the Sopranos got a high colonic when Junior's thugs took him out to the Meadowlands for a mock execution in season 1.

by Frank Morgani May 22, 2008

Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

Colonia Middle School

This school is filled with annoying ass kids who don’t know how to act. There are mad white kids that be saying “nigga” and don’t know how to act. Majority of its people are white and Indian. Oh, and it’s filled with VSCO bitches 🤮!

“I hate going to school.”
“What school do you even go to?”
“Colonia Middle School 🤢!!”

by yunglilniggaa October 24, 2019

Ass Colonialism

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.

Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

White Colombian

White Colombians are very common, unlike most latin americans who tend to have indian and dark traits , people might be a little surprised with the ammount of white Colombians, mostly in big cities like Medellin, Cali and the capital city: Bogotá.

Colombains aren't Mexicans, nor Peruvians, nor Guatemalans and so on. Therefore Colombians aren't necessarily brown or have similar looks as their Latin American counterparts. In fact, there are a lot more white genes in the Colombian heritage since the Spaniards first arrived in South America. Many Colombians get this a lot:

British guy: where are you from?
Colombian: Colombia
British guy: But you don't look Colombian, you look white!

This a perfect example of the misconception among people when generalizing typical Latino traits.

White Colombian

by The guitar player November 12, 2013

COLOMBIAN BEAR

Cute cuddle over sized Bear that keeps these gorgeous Colombian porn cam girls company, that all along is recording your private cam2cam sessions. While they gather information then screw you by finding your Miss's through social media and black mail your ass with videos, and conversations from the wassup you payed 200 tokens from.Not always the over sized Bear can be some of his smaller cousins...

"I just got screwed by a Colombian Bear"
Columbian Bear also known as a ColCumCam
Cam2cam fuck that, that bitch has a high tech ColCumCam, I don't mess with Colombian Bears..
Columbian Bears cam girls best friend

by anonymous June 15, 2021