3 definitions by Caleb_DeBrusk
When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.
At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.
At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.
Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.
by Caleb_DeBrusk September 09, 2020
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A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.
Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!
by Caleb_DeBrusk September 09, 2020
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A troubled boy with a nose so big he can detect precious metals over 10 miles away. Shahyar is not good at videogames so he "develops" cheats so he can compete with other players. Shahyar is also incredibly bad at finding partners, he struggles so much he retreats to snapchat where he will only show above the nose pictures.
Colin: Did you hear about shahyar?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He got caught "developing programs" for Rainbow 6.
Me: Oh cheats?
Colin: Yeah cheats. ;)
Me: I knew he was bad but damn.
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He got caught "developing programs" for Rainbow 6.
Me: Oh cheats?
Colin: Yeah cheats. ;)
Me: I knew he was bad but damn.
by Caleb_DeBrusk October 22, 2020
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