colreting

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."

Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts

by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011

courting death

Mostly used in Chinese novels.

Said when someone has overstepped another persons bounds. As a warning/attack sentence.

A: ha ha, i stole your pet
B: you are courting death.

by Patriarch Reliance April 20, 2021

Courting

Courting is the experience of developing a deep relationship with someone, with a view to seeing if marriage is right for the couple, without the complexity of sexual intimacy being part of that relationship. Enabling each to find out everything about each other, developing unconditional love and trust, with out rushing things, to decide if this really is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

They enjoyed their carefree courting days, long walks in the sunshine, talking, getting to know each other in great depth, enjoying each others company as true friends.

by snazzy-shazzy December 30, 2015

Colberting

Colberting is the act of posting a number of high-resolution images in a thread on an web forum in an attempt to make it difficult for other forum members to read, thereby either slowing or stoping the conversation occuring within it. In practice, pictures of Stephen Colbert are often used as the requisite high-resolution images, but any high-resolution images will do.

I wanted to read Kelly's tribute thread, but it looks like Mikey has been busy Colberting it, and when I opened it my browser crashed.

by wholesomedick November 7, 2008

Correxting

Verb: the act of correcting text messages typed on a faulty touch screen keyboard

Spending too much time correxting, Jim's girl went with John who was texting.

by Bserowe March 5, 2013

Animal Collecting

a happy feeling that runs through your body when you listen to Animal Collective. The feeling can also arise when you are thinking of Animal Collective, singing Animal Collective, or tripping on psychadelics

Animal Collecting makes me feel so good. Let us sample some of those ecstacy pills you purchased.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein April 21, 2006

Collecting rice

When a memeber of the rice collector species collects someone or something's rice, particularly in an aggressive manner.

yo, Jake is hardcore collecting rice. Woah he just collected his dads rice! Now that's what we call gay.

by TopHatCat88 May 15, 2017