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stupid Coletti
Physically Aryan according to Nazi German standards, these non-Jewish Caucasian American male imbeciles are easily excited and/or stupefied with alcoholic liquor and epitomize the archetypal unscrupulous salesman.
Frequently, these boozehounds, infatuated by speed through cars, boats, money and loose underage women, tend to become habitual driving offenders at relatively young ages and suffer from bouts of driver’s license suspension throughout their lifetimes.
Every now and again, by masquerading as competent businessmen, these types successfully lure ambitious, unsuspecting college graduates into unorganized incorporated partnerships ending in pecuniary loss.
Frequently, these boozehounds, infatuated by speed through cars, boats, money and loose underage women, tend to become habitual driving offenders at relatively young ages and suffer from bouts of driver’s license suspension throughout their lifetimes.
Every now and again, by masquerading as competent businessmen, these types successfully lure ambitious, unsuspecting college graduates into unorganized incorporated partnerships ending in pecuniary loss.
“Looped and loaded, realizing his commercial dealings had failed, the stupid Coletti, inept businessman extraordinaire, decided to flee the country with aspirations of setting up a hedge fund in Costa Rica, only to have his ambitions thwarted, pulled over for speeding on the way to the airport.”
stupid Coletti by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006
Related Words
Coletti • Colettie Spaghetti • Coletting • stupid Coletti • colette • coletin • colette carter • Celetti • Coleitia • Coletail
Colette
Colette is the best person you'll ever meet. She's cute, beautiful, and sweeter than any chick flick ending you'll ever see. She's funny and has a million stories to keep you laughing all night long. She's a great conversationalist and loves to make you love yourself. She knows everyone deserves respect, so she gives it to you. She's the perfect picture of a person and if you ever meet a Colette, don't let her go. You'll never find another. She will make your life instantly better when you speak to her, and you'll never get enough of her. Colette is the love of your life. The girl of your dreams.
I love you Colette
Colette by I_think_you_know_who_ it _ is September 6, 2017
Colette
An amazing person who knows how to always lighten the mood. She can turn any dull mood into absolute craziness (in a good way). She is an amazing friend that will always your back. She's the type of person that you can call at 3 in the morning and she will gladly beat the shit out of whoever made you upset. She can party hard and always knows how to have a good time. She is beyond chill. She is gorgeous in every way.
Colette by 5646816847 March 22, 2009
Colette
Super clever and knows what's going down always has her friends and family's back and is definitely a ride or die chick, falls deep for her man and is always the life of the party, but be warned don't fuck with her cause she will get you back.
Colette by Jason's wifey July 12, 2015
Colette
A total badass/beast, a girl who can surprise you with her ability's. Very cool and down to earth. Won't get mad at little things. Very funny and sarcastic, but sometimes the funniness is hidden beneath shyness. Is a pretty girl who everyone likes. Can turn a tense situation into a nice one with a joke.
Colette by Anonymous577 March 2, 2014
Colette
Colette is a one-of-a-kind person. She is effortlessly flawless and takes your breath away with every movement. She is sunshine on a rainy day, she is the cool breeze in the summer, she is the touch of big soft blankets, and the feeling of big warm hugs. Not only is Colette drop-dead gorgeous, she is also one of the kindest, most loyal, funny, and talented people you will ever meet. A Colette has big soulful brown eyes that will make you fall in love with her at first sight; and, you'll fall deeper and deeper with every passing day after. Even a Colette has problems, she can be hard to get to know on a deeper level and usually has no idea how amazing she really is. If you ever meet a Colette, give her the world and hold on to her as long as you can, you may not find one again.
1. Henry: Who is THAT?! She is GORGEOUS.
Tessa: I have no idea, but I'm in love. Look at her, she must be a Colette.
2. Person1: *choking. forgets how to breathe*
Person2: Woah man are you okay? Do you need help?
Person1: No, no, no I think I'm okay. Colette just showed up, that's all.
Tessa: I have no idea, but I'm in love. Look at her, she must be a Colette.
2. Person1: *choking. forgets how to breathe*
Person2: Woah man are you okay? Do you need help?
Person1: No, no, no I think I'm okay. Colette just showed up, that's all.
Colette by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018
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