13 definitions by Robert Vincent Piccirillo
An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish female who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.
For the male counterpart of this definition, please see “Brother Ishmael”.
For the male counterpart of this definition, please see “Brother Ishmael”.
The woman certainly played the part, she had the yamika and began speaking yiddish. Some say "if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, then" you know. But still I just couldn't shake the feeling that this social climber was a Sister Sarah, an imposter.
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 28, 2006
1) A person born north of the Mason-Dixon line, of inferior financial status. More commonly, these types suffer from severe beer consumption and sports addiction problems.
2) A person who attemps to date Big Brothers Big Sisters representatives via e-mail and sporting event ticket bribes.
sounds like: <doo-she, muh-gill-la-cutty>
2) A person who attemps to date Big Brothers Big Sisters representatives via e-mail and sporting event ticket bribes.
sounds like: <doo-she, muh-gill-la-cutty>
The gentleman was definately being an incredible douchey mcgillacutty: he was indeed from Pennsylvania and had not a dime to his name, plus the only time he would put down his beer was when seducing the Big Brothers Big Sisters rep via computer keystroke.
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 7, 2006
An adopted person of Latin origin, (usually Colombian), who is raised Anglo-American, (most notably Italian-Irish), and subsequently develops absolutely no understanding of any languages widely associated with Latin people, i.e. Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, etc, but instead develops a thick, baritone Boston accent, which spawns from years of adolescent life in Woburn, Massachusetts, U.S.A.
Although genuinely loyal, ethical, and generous amongst family, friends, and business cronies, these types are ingenuously miserly, scheming, and treacherous amongst enemies, competition, and those not of relation; furthermore, excelling in careers that value an unscrupulous nature, such as law, politics, or salesmanship.
Commonly trapped into loveless relationships involving a stupid dog and a house in Lutz, morgies are often mistaken as thugs, ruffians, or gangsters due to their deep, distinct, insidious laughs, chronic blunt smoking, and wardrobe, consisting entirely of Boston Red sox hats and polo shirts worn un-tucked above a pair of slacks and Italian leather shoes.
Although genuinely loyal, ethical, and generous amongst family, friends, and business cronies, these types are ingenuously miserly, scheming, and treacherous amongst enemies, competition, and those not of relation; furthermore, excelling in careers that value an unscrupulous nature, such as law, politics, or salesmanship.
Commonly trapped into loveless relationships involving a stupid dog and a house in Lutz, morgies are often mistaken as thugs, ruffians, or gangsters due to their deep, distinct, insidious laughs, chronic blunt smoking, and wardrobe, consisting entirely of Boston Red sox hats and polo shirts worn un-tucked above a pair of slacks and Italian leather shoes.
Half-stoned, sporting a brand-new polo shirt, un-tucked, with matching blue Bo-Sox cap, slacks and Italian leather shoes, the confident salesman inadvertently pulled a morgy, sharply turning his motives from closing the deal to one of vengeful retaliation, generated from a question his client asked of him in a foreign tongue “¿Es usted un gángster?”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 4, 2007
(skum'bãg')
A hyper-ambitious sycophantic person commonly characterized by acute unscrupulous sociopathic behavior, largely considered a complement within certain circles of wops.
A hyper-ambitious sycophantic person commonly characterized by acute unscrupulous sociopathic behavior, largely considered a complement within certain circles of wops.
Everyone knew, throughout the land, that he was truely a scumbag harboring such Machiavellian principles.
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 10, 2006
An irritable undersized adult American male with a napoleon complex and a conservative republican disposition, these individuals are commonly born in the Midwest, bred in the southeast, and characterized by their borderline-saintly devout Catholic Italian mothers, despicable, socially inept siblings, one or more weird misshaped little fingers, and a preternatural infatuation with female sodomy.
More times than not, these personalities will end up working for the family business due to a substandard education from a third-rate institution of higher learning, frequently earning insignificant bachelor degrees in majors such as Basket Weaving, Liberal Studies, or Interdisciplinary Social Science.
Furthermore, this category of person will regularly accumulate numerous aliases, one of which being “tripod,” stemming from the embodiment of two stubby legs and a largely disproportionate lower extremity. Due to this anomaly, wackies tend to marry up, literally as well as figuratively, habitually attracting taller, younger, better looking female counterparts.
One surefire way of differentiating between a regular, run of the mill, stunted human being, and a wacky, is by observing his relentless use of the idiom “tongue the balls”.
More times than not, these personalities will end up working for the family business due to a substandard education from a third-rate institution of higher learning, frequently earning insignificant bachelor degrees in majors such as Basket Weaving, Liberal Studies, or Interdisciplinary Social Science.
Furthermore, this category of person will regularly accumulate numerous aliases, one of which being “tripod,” stemming from the embodiment of two stubby legs and a largely disproportionate lower extremity. Due to this anomaly, wackies tend to marry up, literally as well as figuratively, habitually attracting taller, younger, better looking female counterparts.
One surefire way of differentiating between a regular, run of the mill, stunted human being, and a wacky, is by observing his relentless use of the idiom “tongue the balls”.
All of us knew full well that the pintsized ill-tempered republican pundit was being a gigantic wacky. We could see his tiny crooked pinky. We could sense his peewee frustrations. We could smell the resentment, which emanates from a person of inferior educational status and a shoddy FSU diploma. Plus, one of the females of the group, a much taller, younger, better looking corresponding person than he, touched his member, affirming what we had all known to be certain: this was indeed a wacky and he was most definitely being a tripod bastard.
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 15, 2006
In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.
“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006
A person commonly characterized by acute sycophantic hyper-ambition coupled with unscrupulous sociopathic behavior, above average intelligence, and an uncanny harboring of fundamental Italian nationalistic ideologies.
These types are most notable for their absurd caricature tattoos, superior grasp of the English language, and incessant use of the expression “scumbag.”
These types are most notable for their absurd caricature tattoos, superior grasp of the English language, and incessant use of the expression “scumbag.”
Judging by the gentleman’s unremitting exploitation of the idiom “You are a scumbag” and his borderline creepy belief in Italian superiority, one can deduce that this gentleman is being a tremendous rob the wop.
by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 9, 2006