Cog D

Short for cognitive dissonance.

That cog D slapped you right in the face.

Cog D by Clyde Sheldon March 12, 2026

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

cog dog 

Cog Dog is someone who is so mentally retarded a vegetable would be smarter than them.

You're such a Cog Dog.

cog dog by Rick Coglan May 30, 2018

Drop a Cog 

To shift down a gear to increase acceleration

"Drop a cog and floor it!"
out of a 30 zone into a 60

Drop a Cog by Dayfox April 30, 2009

Drop a cog 

The act of straining so hard you get a hernia in you ball sack and you look like one ball is bigger and lower than the other

Fuck me, you might drop a cog lifting that heavy arsed mofo

Drop a cog by Hairy wheelbarrow November 14, 2023

cogdiss 

Short for "cognitive dissonance".

You hate black people but want a fat black woman to sit on your face?! The cogdiss is strong with this one bro.

cogdiss by SomewhereElse August 21, 2016

Cogdell

A very fat man that likes to play with little boys on latters and loves to touch himself with usb sticks.

Cogdell: go get me a big latter so i can pile drive this little boy.

Cogdell by David J. Fox October 29, 2008