cogdiz

short for "cognitive dissonance"

"Wait a minute. I'm getting some cogdiz here...I thought that we were the customers, buying a product, the news, from a particular source, such as CNN, The New York Times, etc."

"No, the advertisers are actually the customers, buying a product, a readership or viewership, from a business, the media."

by Suvian Quilmann December 24, 2005

Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

Codizzle

A badass mf who has some delicious milk

Codizzle my Glizzle I need some of the sweet Cody man milk

by Cuntyshrimp December 3, 2020

cordizzling

A self-proclaimed perfect being possessing a Spartan body except the Spartan part, is exceedingly fast and has the mind of a genius. Doesn't require food or sexual procreation for continuity.

That cordizzling over there sure is amazing at chess and Halo and...oh hell, he's just good.

by Mike Cordero January 16, 2008

cognizant

Aware, Mindful

Cognizant of the fact that it was getting late, the master of ceremonies cut short the last speech.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

cognizant

In the words of Matt Neely: Aware, mindful, or otherwise conscience.

You must be cognizant of the process changes.

by djteezy February 20, 2018

cogdiss

Short for "cognitive dissonance".

You hate black people but want a fat black woman to sit on your face?! The cogdiss is strong with this one bro.

by SomewhereElse August 21, 2016