14 definitions by SomewhereElse

pull a gay Donald

Grab a guy's junk.

Don't pull a gay Donald. Just.. don't.

by SomewhereElse January 20, 2017

armpitting

Rubbing one's penis inside a someone's armpit.

Only weirdos practice armpitting.

by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016

back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight

- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.

by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017

cogdiss

Short for "cognitive dissonance".

You hate black people but want a fat black woman to sit on your face?! The cogdiss is strong with this one bro.

by SomewhereElse August 21, 2016

alien bang

1. Sex with a foreigner.

2. (Of a foreigner) Sex with a local.

He said he was just there for the day. He had an aura of James Bond, except with longer hair. And one thing led to another... alien bang.

When vacationing in California, Dan had a couple of alien bangs partly thanks to his Australian accent.

by SomewhereElse July 10, 2016

thighing

Rubbing one's penis against someone's thigh(s), possibly until ejaculation.

I don't know which is hotter: thighing or armpitting.

by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016

beta-shame

Shame someone for being a wimp, less of a man than expected or desired.

He was beta-shamed into shoveling that snow.

Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.

by SomewhereElse December 24, 2016