by SomewhereElse January 20, 2017
Get the pull a gay Donaldmug. Short for "cognitive dissonance".
You hate black people but want a fat black woman to sit on your face?! The cogdiss is strong with this one bro.
by SomewhereElse August 21, 2016
Get the cogdissmug. Or just "back pocket".
(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
(Derogatory)
1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.
2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.
Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
Get the back pocket guymug. A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.
= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016
Get the beta orbitermug. (Of a woman) Not having sex.
Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016
Get the off the cockmug. by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
Get the thighingmug. A dudebro is a white (American) male who has six or more of the following characteristics: (#1 counts as two.)
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro".
2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010).
3. Has a boisterous nature.
4. Is/was in a college fraternity.
5. Is from a middle-class background.
6. Lives in the suburbs or the city.
7. Works out and shows off his body.
8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair.
9. Is 18 to 25 years old.
10. Is a player.
11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers.
12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is.
13. Wears male earrings.
14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night.
15. Has catchphrases.
16. Is apolitical.
17. Often gets into fights or arguments.
18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy).
19. Is a diligent drinker.
20. Surfs or skates.
21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code.
22. Is masculine but not manly.
23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views.
24. Is racist or says racist things.
25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals.
26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both.
27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie.
28. Is a reliable partier.
29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
Alright, it's 2 in the morning and I need to get up at 8. Take your keg-drinking dudebro buddies and get the hell outta here!
by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
Get the dudebromug.