SomewhereElse's definitions

off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.

What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...

by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016

Gentlesir

1. "Gentleman," but with a pompous or sarcastic connotation.

2. Someone who tries too hard/awkwardly to be a gentleman or be noble, thus inspiring mockery and derision.

That's a bowtie of a fine gentlesir right there!

Few specimens in life are as cringeworthy as the self-righteous, neckbearded, fedora-wearing gentlesirs of reddit.

You address women by "M'Lady"? Mighty gentlesir of you!

by SomewhereElse November 16, 2015

thighing

Rubbing one's penis against someone's thigh(s), possibly until ejaculation.

I don't know which is hotter: thighing or armpitting.

by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016

armpitting

Rubbing one's penis inside a someone's armpit.

Only weirdos practice armpitting.

by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016

plebby

(Usually derogatory) -- Typical of the common masses and especially the lower classes, or thought to be unrefined.

He follows football games with plebby enthusiasm.

A plebby tabloid article that attracts its readers with big or sexy pictures.

"I'm sick of these plebby, shoot 'em up, meaningless, action movies!" the professor exclaimed.

by SomewhereElse July 10, 2016

muh dick

An expression that refers to obsession with having, chasing, or being motivated by sex.

And at the point, almost everyone at the party was drunk, and the guy were like zombies with only the phrase "muh dick" in mind.

by SomewhereElse August 21, 2017

beta-shame

Shame someone for being a wimp, less of a man than expected or desired.

He was beta-shamed into shoveling that snow.

Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.

by SomewhereElse December 23, 2016