back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
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Muhdickism

Ideology, ideas, policies, or behavior motivated by sexual gratification/satisfaction, by lust.

Etymology: Muh dick.
Some of the young male support of the feminist movements of the 70s was pure muhdickism -- a bunch of horny dudes wanting easier access to females.

- What's with Chloe dating loser after loser? I think it's because she feels bad for them.
- Nah, it's just run-of-the-mill muhdickism: It turns her on to think she'll be the one to change one of these assholes into some kind of perfect boyfriend-material gentleman, then he'd become hers. Even if deep down she knows this ain't gonna happen. But the ride is enjoyable enough.
- But why not go directly for said perfect boyfriend-material gentleman?
- I don't know. That's just how females say "muh dick".

A lot of the Christian and puritan preaching for "domestic discipline" and male authority was more Muhdickism than it was Puritanism, for both sides.
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armpitting

Rubbing one's penis inside a someone's armpit.
Only weirdos practice armpitting.
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pull a gay Donald

Don't pull a gay Donald. Just.. don't.
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cogdiss

You hate black people but want a fat black woman to sit on your face?! The cogdiss is strong with this one bro.
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off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...
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plebby

(Usually derogatory) -- Typical of the common masses and especially the lower classes, or thought to be unrefined.
He follows football games with plebby enthusiasm.

A plebby tabloid article that attracts its readers with big or sexy pictures.

"I'm sick of these plebby, shoot 'em up, meaningless, action movies!" the professor exclaimed.
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