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plebby

(Usually derogatory) -- Typical of the common masses and especially the lower classes, or thought to be unrefined.
He follows football games with plebby enthusiasm.

A plebby tabloid article that attracts its readers with big or sexy pictures.

"I'm sick of these plebby, shoot 'em up, meaningless, action movies!" the professor exclaimed.
by SomewhereElse July 10, 2016
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muh dick

An expression that refers to obsession with having, chasing, or being motivated by sex.
And at the point, almost everyone at the party was drunk, and the guy were like zombies with only the phrase "muh dick" in mind.
by SomewhereElse August 21, 2017
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off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...
by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016
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beta orbiter

A man a woman keeps around for platonic favors and services as well as for attention. He usually sticks around in the hope he'll some day get with her.
= Who's that guy, is he her boyfriend?

– Nah he's just some whiteknight beta orbiter -- he follows her on Facebook, and now he came to pick her up.
by SomewhereElse December 11, 2016
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back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
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armpitting

Rubbing one's penis inside a someone's armpit.
Only weirdos practice armpitting.
by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
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thighing

Rubbing one's penis against someone's thigh(s), possibly until ejaculation.
I don't know which is hotter: thighing or armpitting.
by SomewhereElse September 24, 2016
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