off the cock

(Of a woman) Not having sex.

Usage note: usually to suggest the visibility of such state through irritable, out-of-order, or eccentric behavior.
What's with all the meanness, girl?! Someone's off the cock...
by SomewhereElse August 16, 2016
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thighing

Rubbing one's penis against someone's thigh(s), possibly until ejaculation.
I don't know which is hotter: thighing or armpitting.
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Muhdickism

Ideology, ideas, policies, or behavior motivated by sexual gratification/satisfaction, by lust.

Etymology: Muh dick.
Some of the young male support of the feminist movements of the 70s was pure muhdickism -- a bunch of horny dudes wanting easier access to females.

- What's with Chloe dating loser after loser? I think it's because she feels bad for them.
- Nah, it's just run-of-the-mill muhdickism: It turns her on to think she'll be the one to change one of these assholes into some kind of perfect boyfriend-material gentleman, then he'd become hers. Even if deep down she knows this ain't gonna happen. But the ride is enjoyable enough.
- But why not go directly for said perfect boyfriend-material gentleman?
- I don't know. That's just how females say "muh dick".

A lot of the Christian and puritan preaching for "domestic discipline" and male authority was more Muhdickism than it was Puritanism, for both sides.
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cogdiss

You hate black people but want a fat black woman to sit on your face?! The cogdiss is strong with this one bro.
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pull a gay Donald

Grab a guy's junk.
Don't pull a gay Donald. Just.. don't.
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plebby

(Usually derogatory) -- Typical of the common masses and especially the lower classes, or thought to be unrefined.
He follows football games with plebby enthusiasm.

A plebby tabloid article that attracts its readers with big or sexy pictures.

"I'm sick of these plebby, shoot 'em up, meaningless, action movies!" the professor exclaimed.
by SomewhereElse July 10, 2016
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beta-shame

Shame someone for being a wimp, less of a man than expected or desired.
He was beta-shamed into shoveling that snow.

Men who get into committed relationships can expect some beta-shaming from their buddies.
by SomewhereElse December 23, 2016
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