Ah, the cog, aka the brain computer interface that puts Professor X to shame. It's like having a USB port in your head, but instead of transferring data, you're downloading superpowers. With a cog, you can control computers, machines, and even people with just a thought. It's like having telekinesis, but without all the heavy lifting. So, if you want to be a real-life Matrix-style badass, just plug in your cog.
by unkledadi April 8, 2023
Bob from accounting is the biggest cog, the only fun he ever has is deskorating Katie's work space. What a loser.
by lola8884 January 17, 2009
prehaps short for (COGnitive enhancement) : Individual who abuses off-label nootropic (brain enhancing) drugs to boost performance on tests or at work in order to achieve superiority in a traditional, conformist way/venue. Does not apply to individuals who take nootropics (like adderall, modafinil) to treat nervous disorders (ADD, depression, etc.). 'Cog' contains both (1) the connotation of the 'cog in the gear', i.e., one of numerous faceless and subordinate drones in a large corporate enterprise/traditional educational setting (2) the connotation of 'cheating' to get ahead.
"Betsy must be a genius. She party's all the time and still gets A's." "No, she's just a cog. I saw a bottle of modafinil on her nightstand."
"John is sure to get that promotion. He worked til 3 a.m. everyday this month." "And the prick will probably get it. ABC Corp. loves cogs like him who are willing to fry their brains to get ahead."
"John is sure to get that promotion. He worked til 3 a.m. everyday this month." "And the prick will probably get it. ABC Corp. loves cogs like him who are willing to fry their brains to get ahead."
by 2curious February 28, 2010
by Speedfreakgc August 14, 2003
by Karebu~ February 17, 2018
A thicker and longer chode. Basically a thick and long penis. They tend to be around 2 feet in size, with a 9 inch diameter in girth.
Person 1: Damn, I can see his cog in those shorts!
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?
Person 2: Why were you looking in the first place?
by Kebi69 March 16, 2017
Acronym for "Centre Of Gravity"
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.
An extremely fat person who has not seen their feet for a number of years.
Cogs frequently break chairs and seats, and have been known to act like turkeys.
by Pyro July 2, 2003