Coffinist

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.

She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.

by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010

confinity

An oxymoronic term used to metaphorically describe a finite “infinity”; confined “infinity.”

It’s taking a confinity for class to end.
It’ll be a confinity before the next round starts.

by applebin September 3, 2020

coffinpost

A on online post about someone's sexual intrusive thoughts. These posts are usually long and contain detailed sentences of explicit, often taboo, sexual material. Coffinposts are often posted on Tumblr but can be posted anywhere.

Girl: I keep seeing coffinposts on the nsfw tags on tumblr.
Guy: Yeah, they're pretty gross aren't they?

by arc777 December 25, 2021

coffinized

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.

Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"

by encrypted February 14, 2015

colbinista

Colbinista: A group of law and rule-abiding Colbert Nation citizens out to enforce the teachings of our very own superior, Stephen Colbert himself.

Colbinista: A member of the above group.

Derivation: the Sandinista National Liberation Front, or Sandinista and Stephen Colbert's last name.

Provenance: My creation may seen in hundreds of posts on the colbertnation.com message board.

Llooren is a colbinista and writes about Stephen every day.

by Kerojack August 15, 2006

coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

by LordViper January 4, 2016

coffinshipping

A term used by fans of the Saw movie franchise to describe a noncanonical romantic relationship between Peter Strahm and Mark Hoffman, two characters from the series. Arguably, the second to third most popular ship in the fandom (the first being chainshipping). The name is a reference to the two characters' final confrontation in SAW V.
Coffinshipping is often the subject of fanfiction, fan art, and video edits in the Saw fandom.

Did you know that people ship Peter and Hoffman from the SAW films? They call it coffinshipping.

by ChillywithBilly November 4, 2023