caffeinist

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020

caffeinated

To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.

After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!

by Hackermom November 10, 2005

caffeinism

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

by Slentz42 July 13, 2017

Coffinist

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.

She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.

by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010

caffeining up

Drinking one cup of caffeine after the other to keep yourself awake to survive a long day at work.

Komal has been caffeining up all day.

Hey stop caffeining up, you wouldn't be able to fall asleep otherwise.

by yogapranam March 16, 2014

caffeinating

The act of loading up on caffeine.

Raura's currently caffeinating in the break room.

by theBERKster May 6, 2009

caffeination

caffeine but better

I'm drink my caffeination at the moment

by xxalicakexx January 7, 2022