Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.

“I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”

by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025

Cobainism

The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain

The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.

by migueltherocker June 30, 2008

Copinism

Combination of the words coping and mechanism

Person 1: "Joking is one of my copinisms"
Person 2: "Haha same dude"

by EmzieWemzie January 13, 2021

coffinized

The act or process of being put into a coffin.
Often used in gaming in place of "RIP" or "ripe"

Commonly used when someone dies or something tragic happens.

Man 1: "Squaddd, put em' in a coffin"
Man 2:"Shit man! He was just coffinized!"

by encrypted February 14, 2015

Cobainism

cobainism : the worship of god themself, kurt cobain. (kurt cobain is lead singer and guitarist of the band nirvana and god)

I am cobainism.

I follow cobainism.

I agree with cobainism.

by haisskjebdks June 19, 2021

Coffinist

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.

She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.

by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010

caffeinism

The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round

If caffeinism was a real religion we would all be worshipers of it.

by Slentz42 July 13, 2017