LordViper's definitions

Dreich

It's a word only used in Scotland to describe a day that's gloomy and gray.

It's a wee bit Dreich outside today.

by LordViper June 6, 2017

Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021

Purple floppy bird

It's a floppy purple bird gif otherwise known as a trash dove. People leave it on comments on Facebook to imply that the person making the comment is being ridiculous. They might be virtue signaling or spouting some political correct nonsense. The person who is making the insane liberal comment will simply think that the person is agreeing with them, but it is a symbol to others viewing that a moonbat rant is happening.

Look at this person and their insane regressive left comments. I'm just going to leave a Purple Floppy Bird trash dove gif sticker here to let other normal people know that this person is an idiot.

by LordViper March 4, 2017

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Groyp

A more black pilled version of a Groyper. They exist on right-wing Twitter and notice things. In 2019 they were responsible for exposing hundreds of accounts popping up promoting consuming insect protein to save the environment. Each account was liking and sharing each other's post. It was traced back to a country in Israel trying to normalize insect protein consumption for profit. Hence the popular term "eat the bugs, live in the pod"

Some fed LARPing as a groyp just got DDOSed and braapped to death

by LordViper December 14, 2020

coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

by LordViper January 4, 2016

Boomerwaffen

Typically applies to people 55 and older who support Trump. They have flags attached to their truck and are heavily armed. They generally won't attack because they follow the law and don't want to lose the comfy lives they've built for themselves. They are on standby for when the call is given to start the next civil war. They have a sense of entitlement because their ancestors fought in previous wars for the United States and a lot of them are veterans themselves.

Boomerwaffen will rise up if Trump gives the signal.

by LordViper November 15, 2020