LordViper's definitions

Dreich

It's a word only used in Scotland to describe a day that's gloomy and gray.

It's a wee bit Dreich outside today.

by LordViper June 6, 2017

Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021

GAWA

GAWA is a popular hashtag amongst right-wing extremists. It's popularity increased 500% after the election. It lets other users know that if the second civil war breaks out they would be willing to fight and are armed with at least one military style rifle.
It typically stands for Groyper And White Army.

Did you think Trump didn't have a backup plan in case he lost? GAWA

by LordViper November 15, 2020

Groyp

A more black pilled version of a Groyper. They exist on right-wing Twitter and notice things. In 2019 they were responsible for exposing hundreds of accounts popping up promoting consuming insect protein to save the environment. Each account was liking and sharing each other's post. It was traced back to a country in Israel trying to normalize insect protein consumption for profit. Hence the popular term "eat the bugs, live in the pod"

Some fed LARPing as a groyp just got DDOSed and braapped to death

by LordViper December 14, 2020

Hornt

A type of meme or photo that's like porn, but usually posted in an unwanted or awkward place for attention.

Stop posting hornt in the Xbox group. Go post that crap on your own timeline.

by LordViper May 20, 2019

Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020