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Definitions by LordViper

Adoption Catfishing 

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

Text Kaczynski 

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.
She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.
Text Kaczynski by LordViper June 17, 2021
A more black pilled version of a Groyper. They exist on right-wing Twitter and notice things. In 2019 they were responsible for exposing hundreds of accounts popping up promoting consuming insect protein to save the environment. Each account was liking and sharing each other's post. It was traced back to a country in Israel trying to normalize insect protein consumption for profit. Hence the popular term "eat the bugs, live in the pod"
Some fed LARPing as a groyp just got DDOSed and braapped to death
Groyp by LordViper December 14, 2020

Boomerwaffen 

Typically applies to people 55 and older who support Trump. They have flags attached to their truck and are heavily armed. They generally won't attack because they follow the law and don't want to lose the comfy lives they've built for themselves. They are on standby for when the call is given to start the next civil war. They have a sense of entitlement because their ancestors fought in previous wars for the United States and a lot of them are veterans themselves.
Boomerwaffen will rise up if Trump gives the signal.
Boomerwaffen by LordViper November 15, 2020
GAWA is a popular hashtag amongst right-wing extremists. It's popularity increased 500% after the election. It lets other users know that if the second civil war breaks out they would be willing to fight and are armed with at least one military style rifle.
It typically stands for Groyper And White Army.
Did you think Trump didn't have a backup plan in case he lost? GAWA
GAWA by LordViper November 15, 2020

Covid Speak-Easy 

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions
My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy
Covid Speak-Easy by LordViper June 17, 2020

Hornt Posting 

When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.

It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."
Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting
Hornt Posting by LordViper May 20, 2019