Text Kaczynski

It's a combination of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and a text so lethal that it blows the mind of the person receiving it.
You cannot unsend these or repair any relationship. Not only will the person never speak to you again, but there is a chance you might be contacted by the authorities.

She blew up my phone with a Text Kaczynski. I knew that girl was crazy.

by LordViper June 17, 2021

Covid Speak-Easy

Any bar, restaurant or gym that is operating in violation of the covid-19 restrictions

My house had a built-in bar in the basement and I've turned it into a neighborhood Covid Speak-Easy

by LordViper June 17, 2020

Hornt

A type of meme or photo that's like porn, but usually posted in an unwanted or awkward place for attention.

Stop posting hornt in the Xbox group. Go post that crap on your own timeline.

by LordViper May 20, 2019

Hornt Posting

When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.

It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."

Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting

by LordViper May 20, 2019

coffining

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

by LordViper November 03, 2015

Purple floppy bird

It's a floppy purple bird gif otherwise known as a trash dove. People leave it on comments on Facebook to imply that the person making the comment is being ridiculous. They might be virtue signaling or spouting some political correct nonsense. The person who is making the insane liberal comment will simply think that the person is agreeing with them, but it is a symbol to others viewing that a moonbat rant is happening.

Look at this person and their insane regressive left comments. I'm just going to leave a Purple Floppy Bird trash dove gif sticker here to let other normal people know that this person is an idiot.

by LordViper March 04, 2017

Dreich

It's a word only used in Scotland to describe a day that's gloomy and gray.

It's a wee bit Dreich outside today.

by LordViper June 05, 2017