Coffaa

A failed attempt at a coffee. This variation is popular in India where 1 incher's bask in it's flakey, leafy glory.

lamiaj: Hey Itra, think ill get lucky tonight?
Itra: No way your a 1 incher
lamiaj: Oh, well want a Coffaa?
Itra: Sure
lamiaj: SCORE!

by IAmMen00b June 30, 2010

Coffbanger

Cup of coffee with an insane caffeine kick. As defined by Detroit Red Wings prospect Trevor Parkes.

Afternoon #coffbanger and some #nhl, can't beat it.

by Hockeytowner October 27, 2011

Coffman

A method of fingering where a guy uses his ring and middle fingers instead of his pointer and middle fingers.

Bro did you hear how I gave Livie the coffman last night?

by keaz February 24, 2020

Coffka

A mix of coffee and vodka.

Dude, Edwin's drinking coffka now by three every day.

by agladwin October 21, 2010

coffart

A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.

I was already experiencing stomach cramps when I had a coffart and soiled myself.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

Coffman

A man that is just that...a MAN! Sensitive yet strong, perfect in every sense of the word.

Yeah...he's TOTAL Coffman!

by VilleGirl89 May 2, 2011

coffay

How Odd Todd says and spells coffee.

How about some coffay?

by donth October 26, 2003