by Velior July 17, 2004
Get the coffay mug.The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.
As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.
"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"
by Fannymcfee October 21, 2017
Get the The Coffey Handshake mug.A failed attempt at a coffee. This variation is popular in India where 1 incher's bask in it's flakey, leafy glory.
lamiaj: Hey Itra, think ill get lucky tonight?
Itra: No way your a 1 incher
lamiaj: Oh, well want a Coffaa?
Itra: Sure
lamiaj: SCORE!
Itra: No way your a 1 incher
lamiaj: Oh, well want a Coffaa?
Itra: Sure
lamiaj: SCORE!
by IAmMen00b June 30, 2010
Get the Coffaa mug.A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."
Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"
Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."
Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."
by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010
Get the Coffey mug.he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey
by springfieldsux2012 November 2, 2010
Get the pat coffey mug.A cough that causes an unintentional fart and,on occassion,causes hot mustard to shoot out your ass.
by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011
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