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v. Choking on coffee that goes down the wrong pipe.
Iā€™m still recovering from the tiny drop of coffee that slipped into my lungs and played havoc on my esophagus. After coffagus, I was almost in a sarcophagus with Snuffleupagus.
by jbreddick April 29, 2014
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