Coffagy 

The way a woman acts, reacts and behaves in the morning before her first cup of coffee.

Dam bro, your girl is real coffagy in the mornings!

Coffagy by Mjf420 November 6, 2023

coffay

How Odd Todd says and spells coffee.

How about some coffay?

coffay by donth October 26, 2003

coffay

Something you drink whilst staring at the wall.

"so I drank some coffay, and stared at the wall"

coffay by Velior July 17, 2004

coffagus 

v. Choking on coffee that goes down the wrong pipe.

I’m still recovering from the tiny drop of coffee that slipped into my lungs and played havoc on my esophagus. After coffagus, I was almost in a sarcophagus with Snuffleupagus.

coffagus by jbreddick April 29, 2014