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Fresh Cocko 

a food that looks like a penis and u don’t wanna say it dose so you say fresh cocko
ayy bro pass me those Fresh Cockos”
Fresh Cocko by briehehe May 3, 2021

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake 

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.
* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

cock-blocking freshman fuck 

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"

cock hungry freshman 

despite her manly appearance, she craves the male genitals of older, whore weary college males. Can be known to have bouts of constant mindless talking.
dude did you tap that ass last night?

no man, she was defiantly a cock hungry freshman...
cock hungry freshman by ostenbowa September 30, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026