cockless

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

by knobend jones March 29, 2004

cockless

Vitale.. One who admits to having no genitals. No cock to be seen. Small guy whos proud of it.

Cockless.. to lack a cock. or lack a functioning one.

by Autum January 16, 2008

cockless

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

by John April 8, 2003

cockless

me

cockless bitches ASHSAHASH

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

cockless

My character on Runescape!

You cockless bastard!

by Mr. Ownage January 4, 2004

Cockless

To be without a cock.

The skeleton appeared to be cockless and it caused great confusion among the group chat.

by k4mmmmm February 15, 2022

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008