cockless 

Daryll, a man who admits to lacking genitalia

Hey Daryll! You have 4 balls but no cock!

cockless by knobend jones March 29, 2004

cockless 

Vitale.. One who admits to having no genitals. No cock to be seen. Small guy whos proud of it.

Cockless.. to lack a cock. or lack a functioning one.

cockless by Autum January 16, 2008

cockless 

lacking a penis

The cockless man attempted to bone Diana, and failed... horribly.

cockless by John April 8, 2003

cockless 

me

cockless bitches ASHSAHASH

cockless by fatfucc February 19, 2020

cockless 

My character on Runescape!

You cockless bastard!

cockless by Mr. Ownage January 4, 2004

Cockless 

To be without a cock.

The skeleton appeared to be cockless and it caused great confusion among the group chat.

Cockless by k4mmmmm February 15, 2022

Cockless Excuse 

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

Cockless Excuse by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008