Rocktales

An annual holiday event traditionally held in Bridgeville, PA, just outside of Pittsburgh at the home of a carpenter. It is a reunion of friends and family who have basically been celebrating the decade of the 90's since the fucking thing ended. As the name implies, stories are oft regaled relating to this group's various affiliations with the east coast and regional rock scenes.

Heavy boozing, chain smoking and other Christmas cheer are the staple sustenance for this extravaganza of idiocy and awkward kinship, though occasionally the presence of a world class chef puts food more at the center. This themed happenstance of organized chaos typically is splattered with musical jamming, both video game and real, and is usually ruined by a corny, emotional speech given by one of the elders who clearly should have started drinking later or done the speech earlier. Most of the attendees either have no idea what he is talking about or simply don't care. It does, however, add a semblance of structure to things and provides fresh reasons for everyone to make fun of him.

The best thing about this event is the invitation. Folks all around the world look forward to that invitation coming in the mail so that they can truly feel the spirit of the season. Most of the time at the actual event is spent by the participants trying to get someone to take a stupid enough picture of them to get on the invitation for the following year.

When the hell is Rocktales going to be this year? Remember when she fell down the steps at Rocktales? OMG, the invitations for Rocktales are here!

by The Jigg is up December 3, 2010

Rockdale County Sandwich

When three dudes fill one chick's three holes (ass, vag, and mouth) with their cocks.

"vahey, goose, and OD ran the Rockdale COunty Sandwich on 'Big Katie' - and she loved it.

by SlickWIlly05gt September 26, 2008

rocktageous

1. to rock in a contageous manner
2. to rock so powerfully, it's imperialistic
etymology: a neologism from Freaks and Geeks

Ken promises his band, Creation, will blow the roof off his garage in a most rocktageous way.

by ksr_junkie September 25, 2005

Rockdale, TX

Small town in Central TX. Budget Inn is a five star resort located here that you can buy some rock by the pound,Swing by Brett's for some bodacious BBQ but they run out of more than actually having it, enroll your child in the bottom of the barrel school system and if they play sports they're guaranteed to be emotionally scared by the awesome fall winter coaches, get a ticket for breathing over the speed limit, Have you a sweet tea at McDonald's that could possibly contain a meth rock, then don't forget to wreck your tires in all the potholes the town has... all in all its a great place to live if ya got money or have some pull in the white politics 😉 yee yee

Damn that guy has two teeth.... he must be from Rockdale, TX

by Denda Meddick November 18, 2021

rockdale rugby

A place for a man to go and have anal sex with other men.

men hitting each other in poo shoot at rockdale rugby

by smacka007 July 6, 2011

Rockdale Texas

Better than Cameron Texas that’s for sure.

Rockdale Texas is crap but not as bad as Cameron.

by jasonderuIo April 19, 2020

rockwalls finest

Your typical popular high school “Queen B’s”. These Rockwall High School girls take bitchy to a new level. If you have a boyfriend, you should not trust him alone with these group of girls.

Uh oh, Rockwalls Finest is here. There goes my boyfriends attetion to me.

by kisskissbitches January 3, 2018