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cocknales 

a man with the best username on instagram and also the man with the best music taste
“yo did you see cocknales’ story? that shit was hilarious
cocknales by cocknales September 27, 2022
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cockmaestro 

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."
cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006
A dumbass or really stupid person, originated from spencer sheets
Spencer drives like a damn cocknate
cocknate by A squared April 20, 2015
The ship name of Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles who play the angel Castiel and the hunter Dean Winchester. Also known as "Destiel"
Did you see that Cockles photo-op? They were holding hands!
Cockles has no regard for personal space.
cockles by SaltnSage January 30, 2017

hot cockles

Hot cockles was an eighteenth century game where a person was blindfolded and had to guess who was punching them.
Anyone up for hot cockles ?
hot cockles by jpg3 November 24, 2011

warming the cockles

it means making someone happy and give them a feeling of contentedness.
example The politicians warming the cockles of voter's hearts prior to elections clarifies their malicious intentions.
warming the cockles by pihu March 12, 2014

warms the cockles of my heart 

pleases and delights in a warm fuzzy way
it may be an old English casual term
When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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