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cocksand 

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)
Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.

cocksbane 

Any person or situation which instantly negates any eroticism; a boner killer.
My parents walked in on me and my fiance. It was cocksbane, man.
cocksbane by RndmPeep June 23, 2017

cockbadger 

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.
She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.
cockbadger by manta July 30, 2003

Cocksaddle

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.
Cocksaddle by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

Cocksander 

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

cocksada 

when you wrap a piece a carne asada around your cock and then fuck a chick putting your carne asada wrapped dick all up in that.
Cfo gave Nanni a cocksada, she loved it.

Ida loves to recieve a cocksada.
cocksada by cfo, cfoofc October 20, 2011