Cocksabad

An individual who is willing to literally suck the penis of their political party's leader.

Fred: That Marjorie Taylor Greene wants to suck Donald Trump's cock so bad!

Tom: Yes Fred, she is quite the cocksabad!

by Johnny Hookup September 25, 2021

cocksand

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)

Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

cocksbane

Any person or situation which instantly negates any eroticism; a boner killer.

My parents walked in on me and my fiance. It was cocksbane, man.

by RndmPeep June 23, 2017

cockbadger

A male or female who persistently persues the male member, despite their attentions being unwanted.

She's a moose.
I know, I can't get rid of the cockbadger.

by manta July 30, 2003

Cocksaddle

A condom

Hey baby let me slide on this cocksaddle and you can ride all night long.

by bigdaddyfatsacks January 25, 2010

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

cocksada

when you wrap a piece a carne asada around your cock and then fuck a chick putting your carne asada wrapped dick all up in that.

Cfo gave Nanni a cocksada, she loved it.

Ida loves to recieve a cocksada.

by cfo, cfoofc October 20, 2011