Cockotoris

when a woman has such a large clitoris it appears to be a cock.

Hey dude! I was goin down on this lady and when I pulled her thong off, her cockotoris hit me in the face.

by Iskowo April 13, 2009

cocktoonist

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

by tenesmus June 1, 2018

Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis

An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.

*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*

Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”

by PoonisHead December 4, 2020

cocktosis

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".

After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.

by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009

Cockologist

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.

The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

cockopolis

A scene in which the majority of the people around are of the male persuasion. A situation not suited well for a straight male to get laid.

Hey, let's go to the bar down the street.
- Nah, that place is nothing but a cockopolis!

by Blitzkragen January 22, 2015

cockologist

One who studies and/or sucks on a cock,(but to get a better uderstanding of a cockologist read my defenition that follows)a skilled dick sucking bitch thats often found in the corners of main streets.

Cockologist is the fastest growing job in america.
The cockologist knows all about cock.

by notoytolerance December 31, 2005