Cocktorium

1. Place of, or for, cocks.
2. Vagina.
3. Victoria.

Guy 1: Man, Victoria has the best cocktorium.
Guy 2: Yeah her cocktorium is so great.

Cocktorium by MadisonMagic April 4, 2013

De-Loused in the Comatorium 

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

De-Loused in the Comatorium by RoxJ September 29, 2008

Cocktrumpeter 

1. One who so vigorously pleases the cock with one's mouth, that the receiver of this act does nothing but emit high-pitched screams of pleasure, not unlike the sound of a trumpet in the upper register.

"Constance is a first-chair Cocktrumpeter."

Cocktrumpeter by Beefy Phil January 6, 2008

cocktrump 

To steal (or borrow) a woman who is in a relationship with someone else, because she wants a larger penis, and/or superior sexual prowess.

No matter who you are, there's always someone out there who can cocktrump you, so remember that all women are whores before you go falling in love with one.

cocktrump by leppa polkky June 1, 2011

The Comatorium 

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

The Comatorium by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

The Comatorium 

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

The Comatorium by Ka October 17, 2005

cocktorise 

A person who surpasses a prick.

Joe was being a real cocktorise at work

cocktorise by Horn2017 October 10, 2017