Cockhardy 

Describes a guy who has a hardy cock

Bro can go all night with that thing. He's hella cockhardy!

Cockhardy by Xaime May 4, 2016

cockhoarder 

1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.

2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.

Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?

That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.

I see you cockhoarder!

cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009

cockhandled 

adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.

Get your cockhandled hands out of my bag of chips!

cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004

Cocknard 

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

Cocknard by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

Cockhard

Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.

Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.

ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.

ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!

Cockhard by badkarma927 June 3, 2007

cockhands 

A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.

1. "I was walking to the kitchen yesterday and Sebastian jumped out from behind the wall and got me square in the face, what a fag"

2. "Cockhands!"

cockhands by storkman January 17, 2008

cocktard 

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

cocktard by Jimbo December 12, 2003