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cockhoarder
1. An individual who has an insatiable urge to be surrounded and/or filled by cocks.
2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.
2. A girl who in effect plays the role reversal game of trying to get any many cocks as possible.
Hey Todd, do you know that this area of Belguim is famous for cockhoarding?
That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.
I see you cockhoarder!
That girl is the biggest cockhoarder we know, she is more like one of the guys, except that she gets laid all the time.
I see you cockhoarder!
cockhoarder by nolabexar August 29, 2009
Related Words
Cockhardy • Cockhard • Cock Harpies • cockward • cocktard • cockard • cockhoarder • cocklard • cocktarded • cockary
cockhandled
adj: Describes anything that a guy touches or holds after going to the bathroom without washing his hands. Very typical when hammered or blitzed.
cockhandled by stance July 16, 2004
Cocknard
Cocknard by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011
Cockhard
Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.
Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.
Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.
ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.
ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.
ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!
Cockhard by badkarma927 June 3, 2007
cockhands
A game played whereby one person puts their hands down their pants, fondles their cock and then proceeds to rub their hand onto an unsuspecting persons face.
cocktard
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