After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment”
by Xaime November 28, 2022
Get the Cum complimentmug. by Xaime May 20, 2019
Get the Dongmug. People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!
by Xaime June 03, 2019
Get the Cock ringmug. No, man, Dong Bator is not a suburb of Ulan Bator, it's what your roommate does in his room all day and all night!
by Xaime May 18, 2019
Get the dong batormug. by Xaime May 04, 2016
Get the Cockhardymug. A concentrated attack of jizz directed at an enemy or enemies. Jizz patrols stalk their targets and fire successive waves of cum onto then once they engage. Enemies who survive the attack may retaliate in a re-engagement. (By extension from “gunfire,” i.e. firing from the “gun,” in this case the penis.
The guys from the frat across the road invaded the pledges’ dorm room and sustained a jizzfire attack until early morning, when they abandoned the field. Casualties on both sides were dripping with jizzfire.
by Xaime May 22, 2019
Get the Jizzfiremug. A guy with a large, flexible dong who strips off and entertains his friends by dancing around with maximum swinging and bouncing of his cock.
by Xaime December 23, 2022
Get the snakedancermug.