Xaime's definitions

snakedancer

A guy with a large, flexible dong who strips off and entertains his friends by dancing around with maximum swinging and bouncing of his cock.

Mick entertained his friends with an impressive display as a snakedancer

by Xaime December 23, 2022

Cum compliment

Jizzing on your partner

After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment”

by Xaime November 28, 2022

wellcum

an invitation to squirt sum jizz

When Scott saw me in the gym showers and checked out my dong, he told me I was wellcum any time.

by Xaime June 11, 2019

Cock ring

A criminal gang that terrorizes people with their large and menacing cocks.

People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk

Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

autospermophagy

The practice of eating one's own jizz for enjoyment or as a protein supplement.

Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."

Tim told me that some of the guys at the circlejerk might be doing autospermophagy. He was right. One guys wiped up his jizz with his hand and licked it up. Another guy aimed for his mouth and landed three big squirts of cum in there. The last guy was the best, though. He put his knees behind his shoulders and sucked on his dong until he filled his mouth with his own thick goo and showed to the rest of us on his tongue. Cool dicktricks, bros!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

bull teat

The male dong conceived as a source of milk, as a metaphor for jizz.

Raul loves to suck on his roomie's bull teat to get the reward of his rich bull cream. Roomie is most willing to feed his starving buddy.

by Xaime June 3, 2019