Definitions by Xaime
snakedancer
A guy with a large, flexible dong who strips off and entertains his friends by dancing around with maximum swinging and bouncing of his cock.
snakedancer by Xaime December 23, 2022
Cum compliment
After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment”
Cum compliment by Xaime November 28, 2022
wellcum
Cock ring
People were screaming running away from the corner, and I saw a group of naked men brandishing their huge, menacing cocks at the terrorized crowd. I was quaking with fear, and took cover. It was the dreaded Cock ring!
dong king
Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!
autospermophagy
The practice of eating one's own jizz for enjoyment or as a protein supplement.
Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."
Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."
Tim told me that some of the guys at the circlejerk might be doing autospermophagy. He was right. One guys wiped up his jizz with his hand and licked it up. Another guy aimed for his mouth and landed three big squirts of cum in there. The last guy was the best, though. He put his knees behind his shoulders and sucked on his dong until he filled his mouth with his own thick goo and showed to the rest of us on his tongue. Cool dicktricks, bros!
autospermophagy by Xaime June 3, 2019