Cockhair

Cockhair - the result of a practical joke where waterproof shoe cream is substituted for shampoo causing the victim's hair to permanently take on the appearance of pubic hair.m or said cockhair. Also known as a "Venetian"

After practice Dennis asked to borrow some shampoo, Bradley instead gave him an unlabeled bottle of Venetian Shoe Cream. Afterwards he had a head full of cockhair .

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

Cockhard

Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.

Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.

ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.

ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!

by badkarma927 June 3, 2007

Cockhardy

Describes a guy who has a hardy cock

Bro can go all night with that thing. He's hella cockhardy!

by Xaime May 4, 2016

cock hair

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.

by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012

cockhard

to go in big, act wide, spend and die.

Dude, Jeff went cockhard down to Vegas. Haven't seen him for a week.

by HurleyJohnson August 27, 2010

cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

by Karen wise March 7, 2019

Overgrown cock hair

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

by The frank eater December 28, 2019