Cockhair
Cockhair - the result of a practical joke where waterproof shoe cream is substituted for shampoo causing the victim's hair to permanently take on the appearance of pubic hair.m or said cockhair. Also known as a "Venetian"
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Cockhard
Something extremely difficult/tough or physically rugged and unbreakable.
Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.
Can be used to for both physical and mental descriptions.
ex 1:
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.
ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!
Dave: Damn, I think I failed that test man, it was cockhard!
Ray: No, you're just stupid.
ex 2:
Dave: My shoulder hurts ever since you body-slammed me on that cockhard floor!
Cockhard by badkarma927 June 3, 2007
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cock hair
a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.
Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.
OR
Can you move it my way a cock hair.
OR
Can you move it my way a cock hair.
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Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
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