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It is being cornered and/or blocked in by a male (and possibly his male friend) at a bar or club or anywhere and you can't get away from him no matter what you say while trying to be polite and no matter how hard you try to make an exit, he won't let you. He stands in front of you while you're sitting at the bar scoping the room. When you go to the ladies room, he is waiting outside the door. Wherever you go he is there.
I tried to leave the bar the other night but this guy would not leave me alone. He kept talking and talking and wouldn't shut up. I got up to go to the ladies room and he followed me. When I wanted to step outside he walked with me. When I went to leave the bar he wanted to walk me out to my car. Then he wanted to follow me home acting as if he was worried if I could drive. All night, he had me cocked in!
Cocked In by Cherie Live October 6, 2013
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When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"
Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks
Cocked in by CockedinATL May 16, 2014

cold cocked in the face 

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up
stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

poo cooked in pee

Inspired by ceviche, this regional delicacy comes from Mendocino and Humboldt counties, California. The acids in urine slowly cook solid feces, tenderizing and removing fecal pathogens.

As the name suggests, poo is steeped in pee for an extended period of time, until the poo becomes golden-pee-brown in color. Traditionally served with oyster crackers, corn, or pickled ham.
Tonight, we're serving poo cooked in pee!

Clocked in 

This phrase is used when you are accompanied by fellow friends in a hottub at night.
This hottub is so nice, Jimmy! We are clocked in.
Clocked in by Your-friends May 24, 2017

Clocked In

Verb: To be closely focused on the task at hand. Showing unrivaled dedication to one’s current action or task.
‘With everything going on with the markets, and in the economy, it’s important to stay clocked in’
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Cooked lamb in toilet 

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.
“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet
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