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A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed
by princessej March 25, 2018
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Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.
“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet
by princessej March 25, 2018
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