Cockalypse

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.

Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.

Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010

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acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

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Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

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kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

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Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

cockalope by Nooby bot February 14, 2008

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When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

acockalypse by marmoo November 11, 2014

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The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

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