Cockalypse 

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.

Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.

Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010

acockalypse 

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

acockalypse by schweeby May 19, 2014

Cockalepsy 

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

Cockalepsy by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009

Cocklipse 

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

Cocklipse by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

cockalope 

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

cockalope by Nooby bot February 14, 2008

acockalypse 

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

acockalypse by marmoo November 11, 2014

acockalypse 

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

acockalypse by vadoubled's March 16, 2010