Definitions by lancetightpants

Cocklipse 

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

Cocklipse by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Shat Roulette 

shat-roo-let

A game of chance played in your underpants with only two outcomes.

Outcome #1. Gas

Outcome #2. Shit Soup

Paul: "I have to fart bad but I'm playing Shat Roulette right now!"

Murk: "$20 bucks on Shit Soup!"

Shat Roulette by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Pornado 

(pawr-ney-doh) short form of Porn Tornado.

A sexual move performed by the female partner whereby she lines up in the cowgirl position and lowers herself onto the erect penis with a circular motion. Can also be performed in the reverse cowgirl position.

Murk: "How did your date go last night?"

Paul: "Dude, she did the Pornado, how do you think it went?"

Pornado by lancetightpants November 13, 2011