3 definitions by lancetightpants
(pawr-ney-doh) short form of Porn Tornado.
A sexual move performed by the female partner whereby she lines up in the cowgirl position and lowers herself onto the erect penis with a circular motion. Can also be performed in the reverse cowgirl position.
A sexual move performed by the female partner whereby she lines up in the cowgirl position and lowers herself onto the erect penis with a circular motion. Can also be performed in the reverse cowgirl position.
Murk: "How did your date go last night?"
Paul: "Dude, she did the Pornado, how do you think it went?"
Paul: "Dude, she did the Pornado, how do you think it went?"
by lancetightpants June 1, 2011
shat-roo-let
A game of chance played in your underpants with only two outcomes.
Outcome #1. Gas
Outcome #2. Shit Soup
A game of chance played in your underpants with only two outcomes.
Outcome #1. Gas
Outcome #2. Shit Soup
by lancetightpants June 1, 2011
kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse
Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.
Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.
Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."
Murk: "That still makes you gay!"
Murk: "That still makes you gay!"
by lancetightpants June 1, 2011