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sockalypse

The inevitable point where all the lost socks get to gether and revolt against their human overlords, freeing all hosery once and for all.
"Dame, another lone sock in the laundry. There'll be hell to pay, come the sockalypse!"
sockalypse by summerbree June 16, 2022
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Cockalypse 

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.
Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.
Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010
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sacklypse 

When an older man's nut sack sags down further than his penis hangs.
Grandpa's nuts hang so low that he is experiencing a total sacklypse, where his junk is hanging lower than his schlong.
sacklypse by DanteRandall November 18, 2014

a-bockalypse 

When the evil creature, Bocko is summoned and puts an end to the world via his death bite and his fire breath that he shoots with surgical precision. He is quite similar to a three-headed dragon.
www.totallybock.cjb.net

Also see: Bock
Saying the phrase "Bocks of three, people flee" and then shedding the blood of an Irishmen will summon the Bock and the a-bockalypse will occur.
a-bockalypse by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004

Asockalypse 

When beating someone up isn't enough to exact your revenge, so you nut in a baby sock and proceed to decimate their life by repeatedly pelting them in the face with it until you've ended their world.
Poor Josh he pissed Carson off and experienced an Asockalypse.
Asockalypse by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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