sockalypse

The inevitable point where all the lost socks get to gether and revolt against their human overlords, freeing all hosery once and for all.

"Dame, another lone sock in the laundry. There'll be hell to pay, come the sockalypse!"

sockalypse by summerbree June 16, 2022

Cockalypse 

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.

Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.

Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010

sacklypse 

When an older man's nut sack sags down further than his penis hangs.

Grandpa's nuts hang so low that he is experiencing a total sacklypse, where his junk is hanging lower than his schlong.

sacklypse by DanteRandall November 18, 2014

a-bockalypse 

When the evil creature, Bocko is summoned and puts an end to the world via his death bite and his fire breath that he shoots with surgical precision. He is quite similar to a three-headed dragon.
www.totallybock.cjb.net

Also see: Bock

Saying the phrase "Bocks of three, people flee" and then shedding the blood of an Irishmen will summon the Bock and the a-bockalypse will occur.

a-bockalypse by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004

Asockalypse 

When beating someone up isn't enough to exact your revenge, so you nut in a baby sock and proceed to decimate their life by repeatedly pelting them in the face with it until you've ended their world.

Poor Josh he pissed Carson off and experienced an Asockalypse.

Asockalypse by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020