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Cocklipse 

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.
Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"
Cocklipse by lancetightpants November 13, 2011
Words you can keep

cockdiesel

(adj) 1. To be extremely muscular or bulky. 2. (n) A brute
That dude is cockdiesel.
Don't fuck with him, he's a fucking cockdiesel.
cockdiesel by Anonymous May 16, 2003

cockwipe 

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."
cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004

cocklifters 

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
cocklifters by krass baker January 8, 2009
When a person attempts to talk with a penis inserted in their mouth or sounds like they have a penis in mouth when speaking.
That lady sounded like she had a cocklisp.
Cocklisp by Noicore June 23, 2010

cockliment 

A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."

or

"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
cockliment by Luke Charles March 6, 2008

cockliment 

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.
OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!
cockliment by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011
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