Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

Cockalyzer by Höegardener October 21, 2010

cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.

andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

cockalizer by andrea eats rainbows May 30, 2009

cockatizer 

The release of droplets of pre-cum while you are receiving oral sex that is dribbled down the givers throat with no gaging whatsoever

Last night my girl gave the most amazing oral sex you could imagine and I slipped her a cockatizer to feed her appetite

cockatizer by gwts44 December 17, 2016

cockalier 

Cross between a cocker spaniel and a cavalier King Charles.

I just got a cockalier puppy!

cockalier by ABCDEFGHIJKNOPQRSTUVWXYZ June 27, 2022