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cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.
andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)
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cockatizer 

The release of droplets of pre-cum while you are receiving oral sex that is dribbled down the givers throat with no gaging whatsoever
Last night my girl gave the most amazing oral sex you could imagine and I slipped her a cockatizer to feed her appetite
cockatizer by gwts44 December 17, 2016

cockalier 

Cross between a cocker spaniel and a cavalier King Charles.
I just got a cockalier puppy!

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026