Definitions by schweeby

BATS

Bitch Ass Tricks

That one muffukka who played you wrong that one time you was chillin and tryna get it in with that fine bitch with a fatass and got chu permanently cock blocked from some guaranteed action and left you with a half mast on a Friday night. Them BATS ruined my weekend.

BATS by schweeby May 31, 2021

Doucheflute 

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.

Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.

Doucheflute by schweeby June 18, 2020

acockalypse 

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

acockalypse by schweeby May 19, 2014