BATS

That one muffukka who played you wrong that one time you was chillin and tryna get it in with that fine bitch with a fatass and got chu permanently cock blocked from some guaranteed action and left you with a half mast on a Friday night. Them BATS ruined my weekend.
by schweeby June 01, 2021
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acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.
I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.
by schweeby April 06, 2014
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Doucheflute

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.
Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.
by schweeby June 19, 2020
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