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acockalypse 

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.
My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.
acockalypse by marmoo November 11, 2014

acockalypse 

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.
When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.
acockalypse by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

acockalypse 

When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.
Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.
acockalypse by dontimo December 9, 2008

zombie acockalypse 

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.
Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse
zombie acockalypse by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!
lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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