acockalypse 

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

acockalypse by schweeby May 19, 2014

acockalypse 

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

acockalypse by marmoo November 11, 2014

acockalypse 

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

acockalypse by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

acockalypse 

When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.

Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.

acockalypse by dontimo December 9, 2008

zombie acockalypse 

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

zombie acockalypse by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities

lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022