acockalypse

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010

Decade Debauchery

A diverse dozen of drunken deviants.

The clerk at the liquor store looked at his empty shelves and proclaimed "Decade Debauchery must be at it again"

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010

I Was Lost

What you tell a search and rescue team when you were drawn away by your child like attention span to the heart of the woods.

"Son, what are you doing staring at the sunset with those drugs in your hands?"
"I was lost"

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010

leaky submarine

A stripper who needs all of her holes plugged

We could only afford one stripper...good thing she's a leaky submarine!

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010