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Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job
She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy
by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009
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Cockalypse

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.
Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.
by Bryggare December 12, 2010
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Clockilepsy

To have regular emotional outbursts without cause or reason.
It's a regular as clockwork. She flies off the handle without any reason. I think she has Clockilepsy.
by Voltar April 21, 2015
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Cockalepscy

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.
A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.
by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016
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Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.
My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.
by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016
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