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Cockalypse 

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.
Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.
Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010

Clockilepsy 

To have regular emotional outbursts without cause or reason.
It's a regular as clockwork. She flies off the handle without any reason. I think she has Clockilepsy.
Clockilepsy by Voltar April 21, 2015

Cockalepscy 

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.
A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.
Cockalepscy by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure 

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.
My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.