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Cockalypse 

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.
Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.
Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010

Clockilepsy 

To have regular emotional outbursts without cause or reason.
It's a regular as clockwork. She flies off the handle without any reason. I think she has Clockilepsy.
Clockilepsy by Voltar April 21, 2015

Cockalepscy 

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.
A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.
Cockalepscy by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure 

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.
My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026