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Cockalypse 

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.
Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.
Cockalypse by Bryggare December 12, 2010

Clockilepsy 

To have regular emotional outbursts without cause or reason.
It's a regular as clockwork. She flies off the handle without any reason. I think she has Clockilepsy.
Clockilepsy by Voltar April 21, 2015

Cockalepscy 

Instant blood loss to the brain that the blood is directed to the male genitalia causing cockaleptic seizures. A gender specific form of narkalepscy only affecting males with erections.
A bad case of cockalepscy is when a dude passed out during foreplay not making to the bedroom due to redirected blood from brain to cock..Cockalepscy.
Cockalepscy by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016

Cockaleptic Seizure 

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.
My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026