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The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.
Michael developed cock jaw after servicing a line of 20 guys in the bath house.
Cock jaw by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
the affliction caused by extended cock sucking; symptoms include painful jaw, aching temples, numbed lips, and rug burned tongue.
I sucked his dick so long I got the cock jaw.
cock jaw by vagibonds December 9, 2008
While giving head the girl bites down and does not stop until the bastard appreciates her.
I was suckin' off Nate last night when he called me Jessi.
I cock jawed him till he screamed my name
Cock Jaw by Lindsay Lu August 3, 2006
When you suck a ginormous penis and can barely open your mouth the next day. Similar to lock jaw, only sexual.
Nikki sucked a huge dick last night and now she has cock jaw!
cock jaw by jendaswims June 6, 2009

Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw 

The most powerful insult that can only be used in the rarest situations and instantly sends them to super hell (hell beyond hell)
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur granny tranny
Person 2: ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Ur Great Grandpa has a cock in his jaw
Person 2 *instantly vanishes and is sent to the lowest levels of super hell nearly going to super super hell*

cock jaws 

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).
Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.
cock jaws by Cisnet January 5, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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