Definitions by Mben22075

parking lot ranch 

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

parking lot ranch by Mben22075 November 1, 2023

Cock jaw

The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.

Michael developed cock jaw after servicing a line of 20 guys in the bath house.

Cock jaw by Mben22075 January 19, 2017

blatant douchebaggery 

Of being and exhibiting the utmost of douchebag. To be a continuous douchebag round the clock. A consistent level of douchebag that is known to all; not hidden.

Marci suffers from blatant douchebaggery because she thinks she is all that.

blatant douchebaggery by Mben22075 January 19, 2017