Mben22075's definitions

blatant douchebaggery

Of being and exhibiting the utmost of douchebag. To be a continuous douchebag round the clock. A consistent level of douchebag that is known to all; not hidden.

Marci suffers from blatant douchebaggery because she thinks she is all that.

by Mben22075 January 19, 2017

Cock jaw

The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.

Michael developed cock jaw after servicing a line of 20 guys in the bath house.

by Mben22075 January 19, 2017

parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

by Mben22075 November 1, 2023