Cock jaw

The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.
Michael developed cock jaw after servicing a line of 20 guys in the bath house.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
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blatant douchebaggery

Of being and exhibiting the utmost of douchebag. To be a continuous douchebag round the clock. A consistent level of douchebag that is known to all; not hidden.
Marci suffers from blatant douchebaggery because she thinks she is all that.
by Mben22075 January 19, 2017
mugGet the blatant douchebaggerymug.

parking lot ranch

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.
As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.
by Mben22075 November 01, 2023
mugGet the parking lot ranchmug.