Anyone named Heath is automatically a cockjawasaurus. They're big, guitar-playing idiots and they like to get cunt-lashed.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll are all part of a staple diet for the cockjawasaurus.

Heath, you're such a cockjawasaurus

Cockjawasaurus by aaron October 1, 2003

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cock jaws

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).

Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.

cock jaws by Cisnet January 5, 2009

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Cockjaw

when after speaking, the speaker leaves their mouth open as if there were a cock in their mouth or they have lockjaw

Stepanie from Chi Omega Delta has such bad cockjaw.

Cockjaw by PetyrLora January 14, 2009

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CockJaw

Simlar to lock jaw it occurs from women sucking way to much penis area parts (shaft and or balls),

Damn that bitch got cockjaw out the ass!

CockJaw by The Doctor1991 August 2, 2010

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cock-jaws

a fag who inserts cock or in arround his jaws and loves it

and or a girl who loves to suck cock pleasuring the male species

guy one : man you get with that chick last night?

guy two : yes man i made her a fuckin cock-jaws

cock-jaws by exzooberisdonkey August 31, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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