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cockjaws 

Listen "Cockjaws" why don't you keep your fuckkin mouth shut !
cockjaws by Darren Atkinson April 6, 2003
Words you can keep
1. When your jaw hurts from sucking too much dick.
Joy had cockjaw from sucking too much dick.
cockjaw by sketchydivey May 28, 2006

Cockjawasaurus 

Anyone named Heath is automatically a cockjawasaurus. They're big, guitar-playing idiots and they like to get cunt-lashed.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll are all part of a staple diet for the cockjawasaurus.
Heath, you're such a cockjawasaurus
Cockjawasaurus by aaron October 1, 2003

cock jaws 

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).
Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.
cock jaws by Cisnet January 5, 2009
when after speaking, the speaker leaves their mouth open as if there were a cock in their mouth or they have lockjaw
Stepanie from Chi Omega Delta has such bad cockjaw.
Cockjaw by PetyrLora January 14, 2009
Simlar to lock jaw it occurs from women sucking way to much penis area parts (shaft and or balls),
Damn that bitch got cockjaw out the ass!
CockJaw by The Doctor1991 August 2, 2010
a fag who inserts cock or in arround his jaws and loves it

and or a girl who loves to suck cock pleasuring the male species
guy one : man you get with that chick last night?

guy two : yes man i made her a fuckin cock-jaws
cock-jaws by exzooberisdonkey August 31, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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