jendaswims's definitions

Bermuda Twatangle

The place where Tweets go to die.

I just sent a Tweet and nobody got it. It must have gotten lost in the Bermuda Twatangle.

by jendaswims May 25, 2009

cock jaw

When you suck a ginormous penis and can barely open your mouth the next day. Similar to lock jaw, only sexual.

Nikki sucked a huge dick last night and now she has cock jaw!

by jendaswims June 6, 2009

sour patch

A term for a woman's nasty vagina.

Stay away from her, I heard she has a sour patch!

by jendaswims April 15, 2009

5 hole

A term for a loose woman's vagina.

Watch it, your dick could get lost in her 5 hole!

by jendaswims April 15, 2009