Cock Knocked

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While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!

I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!

Cock Knocked by AANDZ September 15, 2011

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cock-knocked ass clown

(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

cock-knocked ass clown by seve December 12, 2006

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Cock knocker

An annoying person or jerky bastard, usually a man.

Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

Cock knocker by Mrs. Unger April 27, 2016

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cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

cock knocker by Anonymous October 7, 2003

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Cock Knocker

N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

Cock Knocker by Alex December 5, 2003

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Cock-knockery

A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

Cock-knockery by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

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cock-knocker

one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole

that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!

cock-knocker by celestia April 10, 2006

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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