Cock Knocked

While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!

I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!

by AANDZ September 15, 2011

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Pussy Whipped

If you've ever been petting your cat and they've became annoyed and swatted you...you've truly been "pussy whipped"!

As I was petting Gladys, she became irritated and scratched me...Man, I'm so Pussy Whipped!

by AANDZ September 19, 2011

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Since some people are so ugly, a word had to be made to describe them! Fucking + Ugly = "Fugly"!

I just saw Aunt Gladys without her make-up...Man, was she fugly!
Oh, I see what you mean...I threw up a little in my mouth after I saw her!

by AANDZ September 30, 2011

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Did you see Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"?
No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!

by AANDZ October 15, 2011

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If you've ever had an itch on your tit, you've experienced a "titch"!

As I was sitting in my chair, all of a sudden, I had a "titch"!

by AANDZ September 14, 2011

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