Urban Dictionary: Definitions by AANDZ

Man-mel Toe

Did you see Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"?
No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!

Man-mel Toe by AANDZ October 15, 2011

Since some people are so ugly, a word had to be made to describe them! Fucking + Ugly = "Fugly"!

I just saw Aunt Gladys without her make-up...Man, was she fugly!
Oh, I see what you mean...I threw up a little in my mouth after I saw her!

Fugly by AANDZ September 30, 2011

If you've ever been petting your cat and they've became annoyed and swatted you...you've truly been "pussy whipped"!

As I was petting Gladys, she became irritated and scratched me...Man, I'm so Pussy Whipped!

Pussy Whipped by AANDZ September 19, 2011

While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!

I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!

Cock Knocked by AANDZ September 15, 2011

If you've ever had an itch on your tit, you've experienced a "titch"!

As I was sitting in my chair, all of a sudden, I had a "titch"!

Titch by AANDZ September 14, 2011