Cock Spoon 

You know when you give your dog some peanut butter for that good sensation? You've become a Cock Spoon.

Boyfriend: Hey... I think we should break up
Girlfriend: What? Why!?
Boyfriend: Well, my dog gives better Cock Spoon's than you...
Girlfriend: Oh... so that's how it is

Cock Spoon by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

Spoon cock

When a males penis has a very thin shaft, but an unusualy large lid, making it look like a spoon.

"I saw Gavin getting changed the other day and he's got a well bad spoon cock!

Spoon cock by themostnaturalskintags May 12, 2007

cocksponge 

a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.

Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.

cocksponge by Protest your hero July 9, 2007

Cockpooning 

The art of "harpooning" a fat chick with your cock.

Jerry: hey man, see that girl over there?
Scott: ya, the bigger one? She's a total babe
Jerry: I thought so too, I took her home from the bar last night and ended up cockpooning her all night long!

Cockpooning by cockwhore02 November 10, 2010

cockpoon 

A giant asshat or douche bag, who can't seem to do his job right.

Oh Brock, you're such a cockpoon!

cockpoon by Nefermais May 23, 2006

Cockspooning 

When a couple are spooning & the man behind lies with his cock inserted in his partners vagina or anus.

" I love cockspooning with my girlfriend, I just put my cock inside her & let it soak while we fall asleep!"

Cockspooning by Crixxus June 2, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022